Everyone panic!

Kinja'd!!! "Spaceball-Two" (spaceball-two)
11/22/2015 at 12:34 • Filed to: Snow

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Seriously Seattle drivers are the worst at navigating with even the tiniest bit of snow!

Remember that YouTube video of the Jeep GC driver comically failing in the snow? That was here. Every suburban housewife in an AWD Lexus will be out in force for a game of automotive pinball.


DISCUSSION (35)


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > Spaceball-Two
11/22/2015 at 12:41

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The Weather Channel doesn’t predit snow.


Kinja'd!!! touring the brook - now with ZHP! > Spaceball-Two
11/22/2015 at 12:42

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One of the few times I can say I’m happy to live in Alabama.


Kinja'd!!! StoneCold > Spaceball-Two
11/22/2015 at 12:46

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The hills/mountains are also terrible. That cannot help.


Kinja'd!!! fhrblig > Spaceball-Two
11/22/2015 at 12:48

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That’s what happens when we get rain in Denver.


Kinja'd!!! Spaceball-Two > touring the brook - now with ZHP!
11/22/2015 at 12:49

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That looks very pleasant. Good cruising weather.


Kinja'd!!! Spaceball-Two > StoneCold
11/22/2015 at 12:49

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Also that.


Kinja'd!!! Spaceball-Two > fhrblig
11/22/2015 at 12:51

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Oh we can’t drive in the rain either and it’s ALWAYS raining here. I got healthy appreciation of snow drivers when I lived in SLC for 8 years. They just don't care.


Kinja'd!!! Spaceball-Two > TheHondaBro
11/22/2015 at 12:51

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I trust local news over a national service.


Kinja'd!!! Jack Does Cars > Spaceball-Two
11/22/2015 at 12:52

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I was in Olympia visiting my father in March 2012, when it snowed about an inch, and there was some freezing rain as well. The conditions weren’t that bad, but it didn’t stop one of his neighbors sliding his SAAB 9-5 down the street and into a mailbox.

My father now lives on Bainbridge, which is a lot like Olympia, expect everybody is super rich. And nobody does meth. But everybody is still insanely scared of snow.

See, I live in North Carolina. We’ll cancel school and shut down banks and government offices even if there is a minor threat of snow. But people out here have nothing on the people of Seattle when it comes to being scared of snow.

But that doesn’t deter me, I still love the Seattle area.


Kinja'd!!! Spaceball-Two > Jack Does Cars
11/22/2015 at 12:54

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I love Bainbridge. Such a pretty area. Here it gets less about snow and more about ice. Plus the city only has like 4 plows covering 6 counties.


Kinja'd!!! gin-san - shitpost specialist > Spaceball-Two
11/22/2015 at 12:58

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What is this video of the GC driver?

Where I live, snow and rain does the exact same thing to drivers, which is bad because you’re pretty much guaranteed snow for a quarter of the year if we’re lucky. A third of the year is more typical.


Kinja'd!!! Spaceball-Two > gin-san - shitpost specialist
11/22/2015 at 13:02

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Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > Spaceball-Two
11/22/2015 at 13:04

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True. I hope it snows tomorrow anyway.


Kinja'd!!! Spaceball-Two > TheHondaBro
11/22/2015 at 13:06

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I do too. Watch out for Metro bus drivers. They're the worst!


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > Spaceball-Two
11/22/2015 at 13:08

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I’m sort of hoping EdCC will have a snow day, that way I can stay out of the vehicular maelstrom that follows.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Spaceball-Two
11/22/2015 at 13:09

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Yes! My favorite time if year! Ditches and shoulders will be filled with lifted F150s, Tahoes, and Exploders, whilst my little pickup with drive a safe easy pace through less than 3/4 of an inch of slush.l at most.


Kinja'd!!! Spaceball-Two > TheHondaBro
11/22/2015 at 13:11

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Most schools are the first to shut down. They build in days at the back end of the year for just such an occasion.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Spaceball-Two
11/22/2015 at 13:11

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SLC drivers are nuts. Speed limit was 75 on the interstate, but everyone goes well over that and crosses over no pass carpool lanes and so on. But at least they all knew how to drive in snow...


Kinja'd!!! Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/22/2015 at 13:13

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I blew past an F250 spinning his wheels two years ago in Kirkland in the Audi like it was nothing. All these trucks on the road and they omit putting sand bags in their beds. Shit the Corolla will hang with the best of em.


Kinja'd!!! Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/22/2015 at 13:15

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It's all the Mormons rushing to their kids off on a mission so they can back to popping anti-depressants like candy.


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Spaceball-Two
11/22/2015 at 13:17

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Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Spaceball-Two
11/22/2015 at 13:19

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I used to just throw old boxes of industrial glue in the back of my bed. If I have any trouble this year I’ll just throw back in my incredibly heavy canopy and some of those huge tree cuts laying in my backyard.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Spaceball-Two
11/22/2015 at 13:20

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Those Mormons sure drive nice cars though... you get down near Park City and it seems like half the people own a Porsche.


Kinja'd!!! Birddog > Spaceball-Two
11/22/2015 at 13:56

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Chicago isn’t much better. This weather happens every year, it’s almost like a cycle. Huh.. You think people would be used to it.

The problem is that nobody knows when it’s best to stay home. we get hit with 8” of snow and suddenly everyone needs to be at Wallyworld for Pork Chops and Applesauce!


Kinja'd!!! Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/22/2015 at 14:20

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Or bricks!


Kinja'd!!! Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/22/2015 at 14:21

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I couldn't afford to go near PC.


Kinja'd!!! Jack Does Cars > Spaceball-Two
11/22/2015 at 14:23

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At least Kitsap county can handle snow a bit more than King


Kinja'd!!! Spaceball-Two > Birddog
11/22/2015 at 14:23

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You should see us when it rains. Pandemonium! It's always running here and people just plan forget.


Kinja'd!!! Spaceball-Two > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
11/22/2015 at 14:23

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58 sounds nice!


Kinja'd!!! Spaceball-Two > Jack Does Cars
11/22/2015 at 14:24

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Oh yeah. They're usually the first to see it.


Kinja'd!!! PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > Spaceball-Two
11/22/2015 at 14:51

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something tells me I better keep my driving at a minimum, lest the GLI goes back to the shop


Kinja'd!!! Spaceball-Two > PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power
11/22/2015 at 14:54

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Yeah dude you of all people need to be careful! We don't need to see you getting hit again.


Kinja'd!!! GK27V6 > Spaceball-Two
11/22/2015 at 15:24

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It’s not just in Seattle. It’s everywhere. It’s sad.

Can confirm for Toronto.


Kinja'd!!! PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > Spaceball-Two
11/22/2015 at 15:24

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yeah...

I’ve had no luck with the GLI, so i’ll keep her safe.


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > Spaceball-Two
11/23/2015 at 02:38

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doesn’t happen here thankfully.